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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:33
Then came..
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Sit deserunt in iusto aut praesentium fugiat fugit.
No go.
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Fed Chair hit with savage message on interest rates - TheStreet
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
How can someone feel more FTM when AMAB?
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
USMNT, messy and meek, unravels quickly for its fourth straight defeat - The Washington Post
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
What happened in a tent while you were camping that you will never forget?
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Kquorans, can you please write a story?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
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Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Still no good.
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.